Total Medals Earned: 161 (From 58 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,130 Points
Medals Earned: 5/6 (25/30 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/180 points)
Hit play button for the first time.
Win for the first time.
Win five times.
Win ten times.
Symbolize number 123
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/25 points)
Made the final decision
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/65 points)
start the game
find all the tapes!
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/110 points)
Played the game for the first time
Complete a level with both balls
Beat the level with both testicles detached
Complete Level 0
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Complete Level 13
Complete Level 14
Complete Level 15
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/30 points)
Buy all upgrades
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/450 points)
keep playing, loser (Get 71pts)
congratulations, you won (Get 250pts)
i can stop any time (Get 500pts)
oohh mm fuck yeah (Get 2.5Kpts)
you, like dino man, want nothing but vengeance (Get 10Kpts)
christ, chill out man (Get 50Kpts)
you're a true competitor for joshi's high score (Get 100Kpts)
hahahahahaha (Get 500Kpts)
Medals Earned: 11/12 (200/210 points)
Complete Your First Shift
Complete Your Second Shift
Complete Your Third Shift
Treat Your First Patient
Fail To Treat a Patient
Get Shoved By a Business Man
Catch a Virus
Take Damage
Run Out Of Lives
Eat a Schnitzel
Use The Toilet
Perform a Heart Transplant
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/115 points)
Start the Game
Escape Number 21
Overcome Tama’s Doubt
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/40 points)
Ruffle some feathers
Go on, show your support!
Go on, just a cup!